Funny China moment...

I'm in the process of registering for the marathon taking place in the city I'm living in, and this is what the race website states...

"VI. Physical Requirements:

1. Participant must be healthy, receiving professional training or keeping regular exercises.
2. Participant with the certain diseases should not participate in the race (list follows)
3. The normal participants who have following conditions in physical examination are not allowed to participate in the race.
3.1. Resting heart rate is above 85 beats / min; blood pressure is above 140/90 mm Hg;
3.2. Quiet breathing is up to 24 times / min; body temperature is above 37 degrees Celsius;
3.3. Gastrointestinal disease; severe insomnia; liver dysfunction;
3.4. Have a cold or fever within one week before the race; chest stuffiness and labored breathing; palpitations symptoms for more than three consecutive days;
3.5. Too fat and too old.

Yes. This is copied and pasted. Don't be fat and old. Only awesome.

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