Great student speech moments

After listening to a few hundred students from the Dalian area present speeches this past weekend, I thought I'd share some of the highlights. Really, there are more than the few that I'm posting here, but these ones were the most obviously hilarious (and the only ones I wrote down/could remember). Hope you enjoy...

"Hello everyone. I'm glad to do this speech to you."

"My favourite magazine is the encyclopedia."

"My favourite movie is 2012, because it makes me ponder about the end of the world."

"My best friend Tom is the fattest boy in class. His face is big and round like a basketball, with two small black eyes. He is not clever, but he's very funny."

"My best friend Kate is lovely. She has short hair and looks like a boy."

"My best friend is my mother. She is not beautiful and some people think she is ugly, but she is very good at maths."

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